Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Postponement (1995)

Jason Alexander: George Costanza

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• George Costanza : [to Jerry]  You're a good friend. If you killed somebody, I wouldn't turn you in.

  [George leaves] 

  Jerry : Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in?

  Cosmo Kramer : Definitely.

  Jerry : You're kidding!

  Cosmo Kramer : No, no. I would turn you in.

  Jerry : You would turn me in?

  Cosmo Kramer : I wouldn't even think about it.

  Jerry : I can't believe I'm hearing this. You're supposed to be a friend of mine!

  Cosmo Kramer : Well, what kind of person are you going around killing people?

  Jerry : Well, I am sure I had a good reason!

  Cosmo Kramer : Well, if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?

  Jerry : But you know me!

  Cosmo Kramer : I thought I did!

• Jerry : Let me take a guess: she cried, and you caved.

  George Costanza : How did you know that?

  Jerry : I live and breathe, my friend. I live and breathe.

• George Costanza : You see, this is the thing...

  [He starts blubbering incomprehensibly] 

• George Costanza : I never realized how powerful these tears are. I could have postponed it another 5 years if I wanted to.