Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Maestro (1995)
Paul Michael: Ciccio
Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : [dark corner of Italian restaurant] Ah, excuse me, I'm looking for a Mr. Ciccio.
Ciccio : Si, si, I'mma Ciccio.
Jerry Seinfeld : Poppy sent me to see you, Mr. Ciccio.
Ciccio : Si, si, Poppy.
Jerry Seinfeld : Um, did he, did he mention to you why I called?
Ciccio : Si, the house in Tuscana.
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, right, right. So is there anything there to rent?
Ciccio : Si. Two million a Lira. You give me the check.
Jerry Seinfeld : I didn't actually want to rent it.
Ciccio : The keys, here are the keys. You give me the check. Two million a Lira. Seventeen hundred Americana. Molto generoso.
[a man approaches and whispers into Ciccio's ear]
Ciccio : [to the man] Ah, si, si.
Jerry Seinfeld : [nerviously watches the man walk away] So see um, I didn't say that I wanted to rent it, I was just wondering if there were... houses there to rent.
Ciccio : Si.
[holds up the keys]
Ciccio : Thissa one! Capiche?