The Love Boat (TV Series) The German Cruise: The Villa/The Racer's Edge/Love or Money/The Accident: Part 2 (1985) User Reviews

Ring in the Moose

[sandcrab722 · 2/10 · 28 February 2022]

Très vif. Just kidding. Sehr langweilig.

I ain't no violent man, but Harry Morgan still on my screen makes me wanna TV my ax with a smash.

Tfw London lang ain't got 'nuf synonyms fer abgedroschen. Don't watch barco del amor 9x5. Practice headbutting a mule instead.

Double Landers Part 2

[WalterKafka · 27 May 2024]

'It's Marcel! He's alive!' Vicki is not much of a writer. Lisa tells her man he can't race. Defy her, man! Justina is going broke. Will Mel still love her when she's poor? An evil developer is planning to put up condos on Justina's family villa. It's always condos. Ace and Judy get wet. Uh huh. Audrey doesn't realize that Ace is actually rich. 'Don't overdo it,' Coach Harry Morgan says. (He's totally going to overdo it.) There's an exciting subplot 'bout Captain Stubing trying to get his camera working. Will he finally achieve clear video recording? Stay tuned. The Love Boat is able to warp time. Scott somehow has the time to train and enter the bike race, all while the cruise ship is still in port. The Love Boat was making fun of bored, virtue signaling rich people in 1985. I can't hate this. It's got two Landers sisters. On Kafka's Love Boat Scale, this episode gets 3 * out of a possible 4 *.