The Honeymooners (TV Series)

The Man from Space (1955)

Audrey Meadows: Alice Kramden

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Quotes 

• Ralph : What's the matter? Aren't you up on current events? Don't you read the papers? Don't you read comic books? That's the trouble with you; you don't know the latest developments.

  Alice : I don't know the latest developments? Who is it that lets your pants out every other day?

• Ralph : I need ten dollars to get my costume. I got it all picked out. I'm going as King Henry VIII.

  Alice : Nothing doing, Ralph. I can't spare the ten dollars.

  Ralph : All right, I said I'd be reasonable and I will be. If you can't give me ten, I'll take five. For five dollars, I can go as Billy the Kid.

  Alice : [shakes head]  I tell you what I will do: I'll give you a tin can and you can go as Billy the Goat.

• Alice : Ralph, what do you need ten dollars for? What crazy scheme have you got in mind now?

  Ralph : It ain't no crazy scheme. I need the money to rent a costume for the party tomorrow night.

  Alice : Rent a costume? I thought you were going to do what you did last year - wear a torn undershirt, talk out of the side of your mouth and go as Marlon Brando.