Home Improvement (TV Series)

A Taylor Runs Through It (1995)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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Quotes 

• Jill : [after Jill is injured in a water skiing accident]  I have a bandage on my nose, a sprained wrist, a sore ankle, and my butt is COMPLETLY black and blue.

  Tim : Well at least you have some color.

  Jill : Do you think this is funny?

  Tim : Not if you don't.

• Tim : You'd hate yourself forever if you didn't go.

  Jill : Actually, I'd hate you.

  Tim : I thought of that too.

• Brad : [while fly fishing]  Hey Wilson, can you show us how to do that forward cast?

  Wilson : Certianly Brad, you start at one o'clock and you end up at ten o'clock.

  Mark : [as Tim does it wrong]  Dad he said ten o'clock.

  Tim : I didn't know he ment ten o'clock eastern time.

• Tim : Honey, you can't let some nicks and cuts and contusions stop you from going. If I did that wouldn't go anywhere.

• Tim : Alright, guys. I'm sure there's something we all learned from this.

  Brad : Yeah, the nose can be broken more than once in a day.