Charmed (TV Series)

Size Matters (2001)

Holly Marie Combs: Piper Halliwell

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Quotes 

• Piper : Do not go into that house. Did you hear me? I said do not go in! It is like talking to a wall.

  Leo Wyatt : She's got the Halliwell hearing.

• Piper : At least we came for you.

  [Phoebe groans] 

  Piper : Phoebe, Paige and I are here now. We have the power of three. Can you say a spell?

  [Phoebe moans] 

  Piper : Okay. We'll figure this out. Paige, let's go over our options.

  Paige Matthews : Options? We have two. We're screwed and we're more screwed.

  Piper : We don't need negativity. We need solutions.

  Paige Matthews : Well, I'm sorry. I've never been shrunk and covered in clay before.

  Piper : Hey! You wanted to be partners so work with me here. Okay? Or you're right. We are screwed.

  Paige Matthews : Can't you blast your way out of it?

  Piper : I tried. I can't move my hands.

  Paige Matthews : I could call for something, but what would help? What's the point of having powers if you can't use them.

• Piper : The power of point three.

• Bouncer : Hold it! You can't go in there.

  Piper : Excuse me?

  Bouncer : It's the VIP area

  Piper : Oh! You're assuming because I not tall, tattooed, or big breasted that I'm not important. That's a bad assumption because I own this club. Which makes me a V. V. *V* IP!

• Piper : I really think that when you've been a witch for a few months, you'll know the difference between sensing evil and needing a warmer jacket.

• Piper : Could he be hiding our sister Phoebe there?

  Finn : No, he probably shrunk her.

  Piper : I'm sorry. He probably what?

  Finn : Oh, that's what he does. He takes his wand and shrinks the women for his collection.

• Piper : Now that I've been five inches tall, I'll never complain about my height again

• Phoebe Halliwell : Piper freeze him.

  Piper : Oh, he's way too big for my tiny magic.

• Piper : We need to find Paige and hope that she's not in trouble so we can find Phoebe and hope that she's not in trouble.

• Paige Matthews : We can't use Finn as a minesweeper. And besides, isn't he an innocent?

  Piper : Actually, Paige innocents tend to be real.

• Leo Wyatt : I think you need to stop turning to me. Start trying to figure out a way to listen to each other. Piper, you don't listen to Paige's ideas. And Paige, you don't listen to Piper's advice. I think you guys need to figure out a way how to work as partners.

  Piper : We're partners.

  Leo Wyatt : *Equal* partners.

  Paige Matthews : Well, listen. Can we do that tomorrow? Right now we actually need your help.

  Leo Wyatt : All right, well I think the best that I can help is by this.

  [Orbs out] 

• Piper : You're changing the name of the club?

  Treat Taylor : Man, you know that's the plan. You know?

  Piper : What's wrong with "P3"?

  Treat Taylor : Well, you know we polled people and most of them thought it was a parking level. I mean I don't even know what it stands for.

  Piper : It stands for Prue, Piper, and Phoebe. We are P3.

  [pause] 

  Piper : We were.

• Piper : Are you siding with Paige now?

  Leo Wyatt : Hey, there's no sides. And, yes.

• Piper : Paige is right. It's trying way too hard to be hip. Which means it is five minutes away from being five minutes ago.