- Piper: At least we came for you.
- [Phoebe groans]
- Piper: Phoebe, Paige and I are here now. We have the power of three. Can you say a spell?
- [Phoebe moans]
- Piper: Okay. We'll figure this out. Paige, let's go over our options.
- Paige Matthews: Options? We have two. We're screwed and we're more screwed.
- Piper: We don't need negativity. We need solutions.
- Paige Matthews: Well, I'm sorry. I've never been shrunk and covered in clay before.
- Piper: Hey! You wanted to be partners so work with me here. Okay? Or you're right. We are screwed.
- Paige Matthews: Can't you blast your way out of it?
- Piper: I tried. I can't move my hands.
- Paige Matthews: I could call for something, but what would help? What's the point of having powers if you can't use them.
- Paige Matthews: Okay, have you guys ever walked by a house and just got a really bad creepy feeling from it? Okay, on my way to get coffee every morning I walk by this house and I get this shiver.
- Piper: I really think that when you've been a witch for a few months, you'll know the difference between sensing evil and needing a warmer jacket.
- Phoebe Halliwell: The real world better start showing me some respect or I'm going to stop saving it every week!
- Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, good. Now that he's gone, I can focus on getting us out of here. Although, I do have to tell you I am not having the best day of my life. It began with an interview where a woman made me feel this big, and now I actually am this big. And next up is being baked. Well, that's just a roundabout of saying don't panic. I'm going to get us out of here. I'm going to turn this day around.
- Piper: We need to find Paige and hope that she's not in trouble so we can find Phoebe and hope that she's not in trouble.
- Paige Matthews: We can't use Finn as a minesweeper. And besides, isn't he an innocent?
- Piper: Actually, Paige innocents tend to be real.
- Leo Wyatt: I think you need to stop turning to me. Start trying to figure out a way to listen to each other. Piper, you don't listen to Paige's ideas. And Paige, you don't listen to Piper's advice. I think you guys need to figure out a way how to work as partners.
- Piper: We're partners.
- Leo Wyatt: *Equal* partners.
- Paige Matthews: Well, listen. Can we do that tomorrow? Right now we actually need your help.
- Leo Wyatt: All right, well I think the best that I can help is by this.
- [Orbs out]
- Paige Matthews: I knocked, but nobody answered. And the door was unlocked.
- Leo Wyatt: Oh, it usually is. Otherwise, demons come crashing through and it costs a fortune to fix.
- Piper: You're changing the name of the club?
- Treat Taylor: Man, you know that's the plan. You know?
- Piper: What's wrong with "P3"?
- Treat Taylor: Well, you know we polled people and most of them thought it was a parking level. I mean I don't even know what it stands for.
- Piper: It stands for Prue, Piper, and Phoebe. We are P3.
- [pause]
- Piper: We were.
- Piper: Paige is right. It's trying way too hard to be hip. Which means it is five minutes away from being five minutes ago.