The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Critters (1998)
Robert Costanzo: Det. Harvey Bullock
Quotes
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Detective Harvey Bullock : So you survive the Joker and the rest of those freaks, only to buy it from Jed Clampett and a bunch of bugs.
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Det. Harvey Bullock : Commish, we got braciole for brains if we hand 50 million over to a stinking goat.
Commissioner James Gordon : You let me worry about that, Bullock. I don't want you rocking the boat.
Det. Harvey Bullock : [following the goat to a moored boat] Funny you should say that.
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Farmer Brown : Well, today's certainly been one fine howdy-do.
Det. Harvey Bullock : Don't sweat it, pops. It's only ten to twenty. And maybe we can find you and Daisy May a nice prison farm.
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Emmylou Brown : When I was looking for a tracer in the van, I saw him hanging over the side, wetter than a bag of drowned cats.
Farmer Brown : Well, now, city fella. I don't reckon it's all that polite to show up at a fellow's abode without an invitation.
Det. Harvey Bullock : [sarcastic] Gee, Snuffy, guess I plum forgot my manners.
Farmer Brown : Use him for hog slop.
Det. Harvey Bullock : [she picks him up with relative ease] Hey, what the...? Whoa!
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Commissioner James Gordon : Killer chickens? Giant cattle? What the heck's going on?
Batman : Remember that microbiologist they used to call Farmer Brown?
[as they hear thumping, the door crashes open and an electronic goat enters]
Goat : Howdy. Howdy. Howdy.
Commissioner James Gordon : Good Lord!
Goat : 50 million in unmarked bills. The docks tonight, or the bugs come baaaack for good.
Commissioner James Gordon : 50 million!
Goat : One person brings money. No tricks, no surprises. No Baaaatman.
Det. Harvey Bullock : [entering] Hey! He ate my donut!