- Detective Harvey Bullock: So you survive the Joker and the rest of those freaks, only to buy it from Jed Clampett and a bunch of bugs.
- Emmylou Brown: [watching a genetically-engineered hog chase Bullock] Moves pretty fast for a fat boy.
- Det. Harvey Bullock: Commish, we got braciole for brains if we hand 50 million over to a stinking goat.
- Commissioner James Gordon: You let me worry about that, Bullock. I don't want you rocking the boat.
- Det. Harvey Bullock: [following the goat to a moored boat] Funny you should say that.
- Christine: And after you didn't call, I was beginning to think you'd forgotten me, that maybe I'd end up like all the others.
- Bruce Wayne: I've just been busy at work. You've gotta have a little faith, Sharon.
- [insulted, she yanks her hand out of his]
- Bruce Wayne: Karen.
- [she turns a cold shoulder]
- Bruce Wayne: You're not gonna help me, are you?
- Farmer Brown: I thought this might be a good place to keep you. Least 'til the silo takes off.
- Batgirl: Takes off?
- Farmer Brown: It's actually a rocket, Bat-folks, set to land in Gotham Park Lake.
- Robin: [hearing animal noises] What's that noise?
- Batman: Insects. It's a hive.
- Farmer Brown: Yes, sir. With bigger and better, more long-lasting bugs. And the people of Gotham are gonna make sure they're well-fed, if you get my meaning. Adios.
- Farmer Brown: Well, today's certainly been one fine howdy-do.
- Det. Harvey Bullock: Don't sweat it, pops. It's only ten to twenty. And maybe we can find you and Daisy May a nice prison farm.
- Commissioner James Gordon: [Bruce helps subdue one of Farmer Brown's genetically-engineered animals] Quick thinking, Wayne.
- Bruce Wayne: Actually, I was trying to escape through the window.
- Farmer Brown: Snookered again.
- Emmylou Brown: What?
- Farmer Brown: [showing her blank paper under a dollar bill] Always check the money first, honey.
- Emmylou Brown: When I was looking for a tracer in the van, I saw him hanging over the side, wetter than a bag of drowned cats.
- Farmer Brown: Well, now, city fella. I don't reckon it's all that polite to show up at a fellow's abode without an invitation.
- Det. Harvey Bullock: [sarcastic] Gee, Snuffy, guess I plum forgot my manners.
- Farmer Brown: Use him for hog slop.
- Det. Harvey Bullock: [she picks him up with relative ease] Hey, what the...? Whoa!
- Commissioner James Gordon: Killer chickens? Giant cattle? What the heck's going on?
- Batman: Remember that microbiologist they used to call Farmer Brown?
- [as they hear thumping, the door crashes open and an electronic goat enters]
- Goat: Howdy. Howdy. Howdy.
- Commissioner James Gordon: Good Lord!
- Goat: 50 million in unmarked bills. The docks tonight, or the bugs come baaaack for good.
- Commissioner James Gordon: 50 million!
- Goat: One person brings money. No tricks, no surprises. No Baaaatman.
- Det. Harvey Bullock: [entering] Hey! He ate my donut!
- Batgirl: Then it wasn't the insecticide that killed them.
- Batman: The DNA was altered so that these insects were immune to poisons. They were engineered to self-destruct when they did.
- Robin: But why would someone do that?
- Batman: To show us that he can. This was just the preview. The real show has yet to begin.
- Judge: Enoch Brown, I'm handing down an injunction ordering you to cease and desist these monstrous experiments. You are to remove any living specimens to safe captivity outside Gotham City.
- Enoch Brown: Judge, I put millions into this. If I can't continue my experiments, I'm down the drain, washed up, snookered and sunk.
- Judge: You should have thought of that when you started creating these monsters.
- [banging his gavel]
- Judge: Adjourned.
- Emmylou Brown: [sympathetic] Oh, daddy...
- Enoch Brown: Monsters, huh? I'll show 'em monsters.
- Enoch Brown: I say again, ladies and gentlemen, not since man put two slices of bread on either side of a hunk of meat has there been anything as exciting as what you are gonna see here today.
- Reporter: Well, that's what you've been saying for an hour. We haven't seen anything but your daughter and a tarp.
- Enoch Brown: Coming to it, sir. You want enough hamburger to feed a nation? You want a turkey drumstick big enough for the whole family this Thanksgiving? Well, you gotta have your special growth hormones invented by me, Farmer Brown.
- [Batman attempts to throw a Batarang, only to see Farmer Brown and Emmylou holding Robin hostage]
- Enoch Brown: I'll be takin' that snazzy belt o' your'n.