Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

On Leather Wings (1992)

Clive Revill: Alfred

Quotes 

• Batman : [reads]  Gotham Police declare war on Batman.

  Alfred Pennyworth : I gather you've been reading, "How to Make Friends and Influence People".

  Batman : Somebody's setting me up.

  Alfred Pennyworth : My heavens! You mean it wasn't you tossing guards out of windows last night?

  Batman : I only toss butlers, Alfred.

• [as Batman is analyzing the strange bat screams] 

  Alfred Pennyworth : I didn't realize you'd taken up listening to rock and roll, sir.

• Batman : Look here, there were two very quiet burglaries at other pharmaceutical companies this week. Nobody hurt like last night, but chemicals stolen just the same.

  Alfred Pennyworth : And you suspect a pattern?

  Batman : Only one way to find out.

  Alfred Pennyworth : I'll cancel Master Bruce's rendezvous with, uh... Bambi, was it, sir?

  Batman : Yes, Alfred. Do that.

• Batman : This computer checked that fiber against every animal species known to man. I went to them because I thought they might know something we didn't. That hair wasn't a brown bat's.

  Alfred Pennyworth : And those melodic sounds?

  Batman : Computer, check against combined sounds, starling and brown bats.

  Bat Computer : [running an analysis]  Negative. Sounds not originated by either species.

  Alfred Pennyworth : I would say, sir, that we have ourselves an incongruity.

  Batman : Incongruity, Alfred? He's lying. And I'm gonna find out why.

• Alfred Pennyworth : [upon seeing an unconscious Man-Bat on a slab]  Two for dinner, sir?

• Alfred Pennyworth : A call for Master Wayne from a Dr. March.

  Batman : [sounding like Bruce]  Hey, what's up, Doc?

  Dr. March : You have bats, Mr. Wayne. Common brown bats. They shouldn't pose a problem. As the weather gets colder, they'll move on.

  Batman : What about the sound on the tape?

  Dr. March : It's actually two sounds. Starlings and brown bats, probably fighting over a nest in your chimney.

  Batman : Appreciate the help, doc. I'll return the favor next time you're raising funds.