Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

On Leather Wings (1992)

Rene Auberjonois: Dr. March

Quotes 

• Alfred Pennyworth : A call for Master Wayne from a Dr. March.

  Batman : [sounding like Bruce]  Hey, what's up, Doc?

  Dr. March : You have bats, Mr. Wayne. Common brown bats. They shouldn't pose a problem. As the weather gets colder, they'll move on.

  Batman : What about the sound on the tape?

  Dr. March : It's actually two sounds. Starlings and brown bats, probably fighting over a nest in your chimney.

  Batman : Appreciate the help, doc. I'll return the favor next time you're raising funds.

• Dr. March : You donate a few million and you think you own the place. I understand I'm the analyze something for you.

  Bruce Wayne : Yeah, doc. See, I keep hearing squeaks in my chimney.

  [Hands Dr. March a small plastic sandwich bag] 

  Bruce Wayne : And I found these in my empty fireplace. They look like hairs. I thought maybe you could tell me if I have a bat problem.

  Dr. March : And what if they are bats, Mr. Wayne? What then? Destroy them like insects? We won't survive the next evolutionary cataclysm, but bats will! They're survivors, Mr. Wayne, not pests! You should understand that!