'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)
The Execution (1984)
John D. Collins: Flying Officer Fairfax
Quotes
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[Fairfax and Carstairs are lying in Madame Fanny's bed]
Flying Officer Fairfax : If the Jerries find us dressed in civvies, it would take a lot of explaining.
Flying Officer Carstairs : If they found us in bed with each other, it would take even more explaining.
Flying Officer Fairfax : Carstairs, are you a grammar-school boy?
Flying Officer Carstairs : [shocked] How do you know?
Flying Officer Fairfax : You're wearing your socks in bed.