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Avon : [discussing Egrorian] Said to have been a genius. Scientists are still trying to understand the Egrorian theory of parallel matter.
Soolin : What happened to him?
Vila : He disappeared, along with a few million credits from the Space Research Institute.
Soolin : So he's a criminal.
Vila : Aren't we all? Except he pulled off a big one. Which is why he's NOT sitting on Malodar.
Avon : It is a good hideaway.
Vila : Hideaway? Avon, if I got my hands on that kind of money, I'd have gone somewhere I could enjoy it. What is the point of having money if you have to exist on a lifeless hole like that!
Avon : You are forgetting, there is a big difference between you and Egrorian: HE has a brain!
Vila : Oh yeah? Well if you had one it might have occurred to you this could be a Federation trap!
Avon : Well of course it's occurred to me. Why do you think I'm sending Tarrant?
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Egrorian : Now, then, Avon. What would you say if I offered you mastery of the galaxy?
Avon : Oh, I would say thank you.
Vila : For a whole galaxy? Oh, come on, Avon, show the man some gratitude.
Egrorian : [laughing] Do you think my mind is addled?
Vila : No, no, it's just we don't get offered galaxies every day of the week.
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Vila : You know I like to stick with you, Avon, where it's safe.
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[last lines]
Avon : I couldn't find Vila.
Vila : I'm glad about that.
Del Tarrant : Pity about the tachyon funnel, though.
Avon : We had no choice.
Vila : It's a trip I won't forget, Avon.
Avon : Well, as you always say, Vila: you know you are safe with *me*.
[Avon and Vila stare coldly at each other]
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Egrorian : Orac, what was the subject of my degree thesis at Belhangria University?
Orac : Your paper E stroke nine stroke six-zero-four-four was on particle physics and dealt specifically with the properties of rissions. It was marked Beta plus, Egrorian.
Pinder : [amused] Only Beta plus, Egrorian?
Egrorian : Pinder, you're to be seen and not heard, remember?
Avon : If Orac has a fault, it is a tendency to give more information than is requested.
Vila : Or less information than requested.
Avon : But seldom *just* the information that is requested.
Orac : [continuing] That degree was subsequently rescinded for gross misconduct.
Egrorian : [angry] That's enough, Orac!
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Vila : I'll personally nail them to posts and send you the pictures.