Blades of Glory (2007)
Nick Swardson: Hector
Quotes
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Hector : I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up...
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Hector : It's embarrassing stalking a has-been.
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Hector : I sent you a cup of my blood! Did you get my blood?
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Hector : [to Jimmy after he's told him of a loophole in the rules of competitive figure skating that will allow him to skate again] Oh, I'm still going to kill you someday!
[nods and walks away]
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Hector : Look, I almost gave up on you. I started working with that Ukrainian skater, you know, the one who looks like Elvis? And I moved to the Ukraine, and it was cold and everyone had guns and smelled like soup.
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Hector : I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.
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Hector : He likes food and dreams and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green Tomatoes.