Home on the Range (2004)

Randy Quaid: Alameda Slim

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Quotes 

• Willie Brother #1 : Maybe they jus' didn't like yer singin'?

  Alameda Slim : [anger steadily rising]  My "singin'"? Birds *sing.* Saloon girls *sing.* Little bitty snot nosed children *sing.* I yodel, and yodelin'... is an *art!*

• Alameda Slim : It ain't over 'til the fat man sings!

• Alameda Slim : Okay, boys, let's go over this one more time. Who am I?

  Willie Brother #1 : Uncle Slim?

  Alameda Slim : Correct! Now, I put on this hat, and then I put on these spectacles...

  Willie Brother #1 : Ahh! Who are you?

  Willie Brother #2 : What have you done with Uncle Slim?

  Alameda Slim : Arrgghh! It's still me! Can't you dumb sack of hammers get it right?

• Alameda Slim : And judging from the notches on the ears, I'd say this is the last of Big Mike Donald's herd.

  Willie Brother #1 : Big Mike Donald had a farm?

  The Willie Brothers : Ee-ai, ee-ai...

  [Slim hits the Willies] 

  The Willie Brothers : [groaning]  Ohhhh.

• Alameda Slim : Um, Gil? Am I correct in assuming that each and every time we brought a herd back to this secret lair, you've managed to sit in the exact same spot, blocking that choice piece of property from my view?

  Willie Brother #1 : Yeah? This is my comfy place.

• Alameda Slim : Call me crazy, but I think these cows got it in for me!