WrestleMania VI (1990 TV Special)
Jesse Ventura: Jesse 'The Body' Ventura
Quotes
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Jesse Ventura : Sean Connery was named "Sexiest Man in the World," and he has my hairstyle.
Gorilla Monsoon : I know that.
Jesse Ventura : You know how I can't miss in Hollywood, Gorilla? I got Paul Newman's eyes, I got Kirk Douglas's chin, and Robert Duvall's haircut. How can I lose?
Gorilla Monsoon : But what do you have of your own, Jess?
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Jesse Ventura : Wow! look at the size of Damian! He's had more hotdogs than you, Gorilla!
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Jesse Ventura : [Tito Santana, gets in the ring to battle Barbarian] Could have ended on a count out then! Two minutes into the match!
[laughs]
Gorilla Monsoon : Stop!
Jesse Ventura : Barbarian would have had to head out.
Gorilla Monsoon : That's it, that's it.
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Jesse Ventura : [On Hogan getting injured early in the match] It can't end like this Monsoon! Not an early injury!
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Jesse Ventura : [Hacksaw Jim Duggan pushes the referee] He just pushed the referee!
Gorilla Monsoon : He did? I didn't see that.
Jesse Ventura : What?
Gorilla Monsoon : I didn't see that, I was looking...
Jesse Ventura : What were you doing, filling your... wait a minute!
Gorilla Monsoon : I was getting something...
Jesse Ventura : Stuffing your face with a hot dog again?
Gorilla Monsoon : No, I haven't had any hot dogs!
Jesse Ventura : You've only had seven!
Gorilla Monsoon : Bravo's got the upper hand now.
Jesse Ventura : You got mustard all over your lapels.
Gorilla Monsoon : I do not!
Jesse Ventura : Look at you, you're a mess, Monsoon!
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Gorilla Monsoon : Well, Tito can knock you out with that flying forearm is you know, Jess.
Jesse Ventura : Yeah, a burrito will do it, too.
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Jesse Ventura : [Hacksaw Jim Duggan goes to the Ring with a American Flag] This is how Stupid Duggan is.
Gorilla Monsoon : Why cause he has a American Flag?
Jesse Ventura : Yeah, Why wouldn't he be having a Canadian flag? He's here in Canada.
Gorilla Monsoon : Because He's Not Canadian, He's American, He's from Glenn Falls, New York.
Jesse Ventura : It's Only about 150 miles from the border.
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Jesse Ventura : [after Robert Goulet sang the Canadian National Anthem] Robert Goulet remined me of Axl Rose.
Gorilla Monsoon : Axl Rose?
Jesse Ventura : Yeah.
Gorilla Monsoon : I'm Not Fimilar with Axl Rose, Jess.
Jesse Ventura : From Guns and Roses.
Gorilla Monsoon : Ok