I'm sorry, but this was truly bad. Any movie has some merits, either it's a bit artsy, with nice angles and colors and characters, or it's so bad it's funny (read Schwarzeneggers movies), or it's a touching story, or it's at least something. This movie was really nothing. It's pretty much the worst movie I've ever seen. No, wait! I lied. It IS the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of bad movies.
Stay away from this, unless your prepared for something spectacularly bad, so bad it ain't even funny anymore.
I have to admit, the names got me kinda excited before I saw it, and the idea seemed fun. But don't let that fool you!