The Flintstones Meet Rockula and Frankenstone (1979 TV Movie)

Henry Corden: Fred Flintstone

Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : [looking over the edge of the balcony]  I can't see the bottom with all this mist. Hey Barney, want to jump down and see how far it is?

  Wilma Flintstone : He'll do no such thing, Fred, it might be at least 30 feet!

• Fred Flintstone : [watching the monster bash from above on the second floor]  You know, Barney, it's a good thing they're supplying the costumes. I wouldn't know what to wear to a monster bash.

  Barney Rubble : [laughs]  In your case, Fred, a monster bash is a come-as-you-are party.

  Fred Flintstone : I'm warning ya, Barn,

  [points to the first floor] 

  Fred Flintstone : that's a 30 foot drop.

• Betty Rubble : [Fred thinks Wilma went to Betty and Barney's room]  No, Fred, Wilma didn't come in here.

  Fred Flintstone : That's funny, she's not in our room.

  Barney Rubble : Well if she's not in your room and she's not in our room, where could she be?

  Fred Flintstone : I don't know, Barn, she's gotta be somewhere in this creepy hotel.

• Fred Flintstone : [dressed as a chickenasaurous]  I can feel it in my bones.

  Wilma Flintstone : [laughing]  Which bones, Fred, your drumsticks or your wing bones?

• Rockula : You must be Fred Flintstone!

  Fred Flintstone : Wait a minute pal, I'm not Flintstone, I'm the building inspector, that's all.

  Rockula : You are who?

  Fred Flintstone : The local building inspector.

  Rockula : Why would a building inspector be rolling around inside of a barrel?

  Fred Flintstone : Well you see, I'm also a local barrel inspector.

  Rockula : You inspect buildings and barrels at 3 o' clock in the morning?

  Fred Flintstone : Uh yeah well... moonlighting, that's what I'm doing, moonlighting, I have several jobs.

  Rockula : Ridiculous! Do you take me for a fool? You are Fred Flintstone! Or should we put it this way, you WERE Fred Flintstone.

  Fred Flintstone : I like the first way better.

• Fred Flintstone : Why are those goons chasing us?

  Wilma Flintstone : Because Rockula wants to make me his bride.

  Fred Flintstone : [laughs]  He can't marry a woman who's already got a husband.

  Wilma Flintstone : He knows that, that's why he wants to make me a widow.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh well that's a different story... wait a minute! A widow?

• Betty Rubble : Where are we?

  Barney Rubble : Looks like the basement.

  Fred Flintstone : With those weirdoes running around, maybe Wilma came down here to hide.

• Wilma Flintstone : [about the mummy case]  It's lucky I hid in here because I discovered something fantastic, look, a secret stairway!

  Fred Flintstone : That could lead us out of here!

  Barney Rubble : Hey, good idea, while Rocky and Franky are down here looking for us, we'll be upstairs making our escape!

  Fred Flintstone : Right, let's go!

• Fred Flintstone : Wilma, Betty, quick move away! You're standing on a trap door!

  Wilma and Betty : [jump off]  Huh?

  Barney Rubble : We fell through it before, ZOOM, right down to the secret lab.

  Wilma Flintstone : A trap door leading down to the secret lab? How did you get out?

  Fred Flintstone : We climbed through this big window we saw down there.

  Wilma Flintstone : Uh huh and where did the window lead TO?

  Fred Flintstone : Where does any window lead to? It leads to outside, out to the castle grounds. Uh oh, hold on everybody, I got a plan.

  Wilma Flintstone : I knew you would, Fred.

  Fred Flintstone : Why don't we take the trap door down to the lab and escape from the castle?

• [Rockula and Frankenstone, while chasing the Flintstones and Rubbles, stop at some barrels, where their targets are hiding] 

  Rockula : We must find them! I will search over there, you stay here and check the barrels.

  Frankenstone : [as Rockula runs off]  Yes, master.

  Fred Flintstone : [Imitating Rockula from inside the barrel]  Forget about the barrel! Search elsewhere!

  Frankenstone : Yes, master.

  [Walks off] 

• Wilma Flintstone : [hears something howling]  Sounds like wolves howling out there!

  Fred Flintstone : Impossible, Wilma, the guide book says there are no wolves in Rocksylvania.

  Igor : Those are verevolves.

  Fred Flintstone , Barney Rubble , Betty Rubble , Wilma Flintstone : [imitating his enunciation]  Verevolves?

• Gladys : Ja?

  Fred Flintstone : Hehe, hi there. We're the Flintstones and the Rubbles.

  Gladys : You are who?

  Barney Rubble : I'll handle this, Fred. Uh, Ma'am, we're the Flintshteins and da Roobuls.