Sat, Jan 18, 1986
Ethel is studying (not to mention practicing) medicine, because every Bed & Breakfast needs someone with knowledge of first aid. Neil and Kim have both got their mind set on moving into the spare 'box-room'. Harry has got a new job as a singing Telegram, and must dress up as Tarzan for a sweet sixteen party. Lucky for him, Dicky Heart & the Pacemakers are on hand to give him tips.
Sat, Feb 1, 1986
Ethel is trying to convince everybody that she's training an invisible dog. Harry has a gig to open a pet shop as a singing telegram, and dresses up as a gorilla, chicken, rabbit and a dog. Dawn returns from holiday and is exhausted from the trip. Neil and Kim are now occupying the box-room on alternating weekdays.
Sat, Feb 8, 1986
Dawn is being very posh. She has even gotten David Taylor to play her butler. What is more, she is hinting that her special VIP guest is none other than Prince Andrew (it turns out to be a DJ, Andy Prince). Harry is shocked to learn Kim has been dumped by her boyfriend Dirk (aka Berk), because Dirk just happens to be Harry's employer.
Sat, Apr 5, 1986
It's Martin and Hazel Edward's 20th wedding anniversary, but only Hazel remembers. This makes her understandably upset. Ethel finally reveals the results of the Quest for the key to the Box Room: Kim has won, but Neil suggests she shares it with Dawn. Ethel is planning to be a clown with Harry as her reluctant sidekick.
Sat, Apr 12, 1986
Hazel has thrown herself into directing an amateur production of "Pirates of Penzance". Martin, despite having two parts and being in charge of the box office , is sulking because of the lack of an anniversary present from her. Stage Manager Ethel is on a diet, Harry is doing the special effects but remains very confused about his role and Kim is in charge of publicity. She has set up a dark room to develop her photos in the shed. Harry and Kim end up winning a Funny Face competition.
Sat, Apr 26, 1986
Harry is afraid the others are trying to drive him crazy when they act even more silly and mysterious than usual. They are actually planning a secret Christmas pajama party for him (to make up for the previous Christmas when none of them could be together). As presents, Harry receives a video and LP of his all time favourite film, 'The Sound of Music'. Neil and Kim are now definitely an item, so he gets 3 football tickets from her, while Dawn receives a puppy. In the next season it would be revealed Ethel emigrated to Australia over the summer, taking the pup along.