Mystery, Alaska (1999)

Scott Grimes: 'Birdie' Burns

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Quotes 

• 'Birdie' Burns : [to the doctor as Stevie is recovering in the locker room after being knocked out on the ice]  How's he doing?

  Dr. Henry Savage : Well, he's a little happy.

  [Stevie tries to stand up and wobbles] 

  Dr. Henry Savage : No, no, easy son!

  Stevie Weeks : [Dazed]  I'm okay.

  [to Birdie] 

  Stevie Weeks : Birdie. I'm sorry. I didn't even get the condom on. It was 'cause of your sister's breasts. They're perky!

  'Birdie' Burns : [Punches Stevie in the face] 

  Dr. Henry Savage : [sighs]  Well, he's out again.