Hatter and Hare help the Queen pick a costume for a masquerade ball when they accidentally use the wrong glue to put a rubber nose on her face. The Queen has an photo session with a reporter later that day so they hurry to find "unglue."
Rabbit accidentally breaks one of the Queen's expensive vases. Alice helps him sell lemonade while he does odd jobs to earn the money to buy a new one.
Dum ignores Caterpillar's warning about a strange, dangerous fruit that can make you stronger, but can also make you sick. He eats it anyway and later has a bellyache.
Rabbit doesn't hear the Queen's instructions, but she refuses to repeat herself. He and his friends try to guess what she said, but it only adds to the confusion.
Bugs invade the palace when Rabbit accidentally gives the Queen flowers full of them. While Hatter and Hare de-bug the palace, the Queen camps outside and finds it difficult.
The Tweedles send a home video to "Wonderland's Silliest Home Videos" which embarrasses the Queen. To save her dignity, she attempts to stage a dinner party for "Royalty's Favorite Home Videos" but it doesn't go as planned.
Hatter and Hare make a new shampoo for the Queen, but they realize after testing it on Alice that it turns hair green. Hare tries to get the shampoo before the Queen uses it and Hatter tries to restore Alice's original color.
The Queen orders her subjects what to give her on Valentine's Day because she's afraid they wouldn't give her things otherwise. Alice teaches her the true meaning of the holiday.
The Mad Hatter's cousin Hedda, is coming for a visit, but a misunderstanding results in Wonderland over what Hedda means by "stairs" and what they think is "stares."
Hatter invents a house key homing device. He tries to sell it to the others and stages a demonstration with Alice hiding all their house keys on a key ring. Before he can start, the Cat finds it and leads them on a chase.