One Good Turn (1931)
Stan Laurel: Stan
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Quotes
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Oliver : Now I see it all.
Stanley : What?
Oliver : "What". Don't try to alibi. You know you stole this money from that old lady. Why guilt is written all over you.
Stanley : What do you mean?
Oliver : I mean that you're going to give this money back and make a full confession!
Stanley : A confession of what?
Oliver : And to think after all these years I've been fostering a common theif. A viper in my bosom!
Stanley : Whose bosom? What are you talking about?
Oliver : Don't try to bluff me! To think you would bite the hand that was feeding you. You snake in the grass. You traitor! You sheep in wolf's clothing. You double-crosser. You Judas! You... You...!
Stanley : Stop! Don't call me a "You-you".
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Stanley : I don't know anything about cutting wood.
Oliver : Well, you ought to. You once told me your father was in the lumber business.
Stanley : I know he was, but it was only in a small way.
Oliver : What do you mean small way?
Stanley : He used to sell toothpicks.
Oliver : Well, go ahead and make some toothpicks. Be a chip off of the old block.