1/10
Horrible and Dumb
8 April 2024
Warning: Spoilers
Okay, Ima play teacher here, who copied whose homework?? This is "Immaculate 2.0" Down to even stabbing a priest in the neck.

Same exact movie.

Also, this was as scary as watching Bob Ross paint little trees on a mountain. For some of you, that's scary. For sane people it'll boring.

Let's review some things in movie that might irk ya:-Jump scares from a roving mob happen only when you turn your head. Even though the parade is front of you-even though you witness the accidental death of someone, and you were left carrying his half torso, cops don't question you-after a nun emolates herself, the next day the nuns go on a field trip to a museum like nothing happened-let's keep befriending the girl who hears voices because...you also hear voices. Sh also licks your face and not but a scene before that freaked you out-party girl roommate dresses you up sexy-like to go party. You drink a lot and are carried back home. Can't remember anything and no further questions are asked-never seen a 666 on your own head? Really? It was at the crest of your hairline Easily viewable in mirror-the plot is that the are attempting to rebirth satans kid to...control satan? Or satans kid? Or put fear in secular jerks? Or...? Quite a fundraiser for God.

-nun is kid of Satan, yet wears a cross with no problems. Maybe I watch too many movies.

Crap movie-Dumbest movie of the year, and I saw Immaculate.
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