Review of Beneath Us All

3/10
Bargain basement vampire junk
2 February 2024
Warning: Spoilers
TREE:

unoriginal worn common stock ordinary tired routine dull stereotyped hack pedestrian commonplace stale banal corny run-of-the-mill threadbare clichéd uninspired hackneyed bromidic

Everything about this flick is poor. The acting, the screenplay, the groan-worthy plot holes (not that there's much plot), the cheap prosthetics, the amateurish score, the characters knowing things they had no way of knowing in an attempt (that fails) to make the ending matter somehow. And why Vikings? The silliness about Vikings and vampires that starts this abomination is a potent of bad things to come.

But hey, they've answered the burning question "What is ET was a thousand year-old Viking bloodsucker?"

Run. Run far. Run fast.
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