mdf615 Review of Nightbeast

Nightbeast (1982)

Mike and Carol Brady get busy during an alien invasion

[1/10 · 9 January 2024]

That's basically this movie in a nutshell. Lame plot, bad script, bad acting, unremarkable characters, low rent special effects, and one of the most randomly placed and awkward sex scenes in cinematic history. No suspense, no character development, and it's at the level of badness and stupidity where it's not even "so bad it's good." No, it's so bad that it's just bad. And I am not a movie snob by any means. I love cheesy 70s and 80s horror movies. Don't Look In the Basement, Tourist Trap, Messiah of Evil, X Ray, and Silent Night, Bloody Night are some of my favorites. But this flick ran for 80 minutes that felt like an eternity. The title of my review is more exciting than the entire movie.