I knew going in this would.not be a good movie. I had hoped, though, that it would be a fun bad movie. My hopes were met the second the precious perfect newborn prince the new couple think their baby is starts crying. They look at each other like they honestly hadnt expected it to happen.
Cut to 6 months later. The baby is still crying. The mother says she has slept maybe 45 minutes that week. She can't even go in to work.
And the baby keeps crying. All day. Nothing she can do helps. She can't even use the toilet without having the baby with her. She is exhausted and past over it.
Okay...the movie still had me. The crying was annoying but I was still in it.
Then the mother uses the titular lullaby and magically the baby sleeps. Ahh...blissful quiet. And what does the exhausted mother do? Does she immediately crawl into bed to sleep?
Nope. She gets all prettified in a fancy dress and the minute her husband gets home leads him off for sex.
Okay...now the movie lost me. It is officially too dumb to watch.
Cut to 6 months later. The baby is still crying. The mother says she has slept maybe 45 minutes that week. She can't even go in to work.
And the baby keeps crying. All day. Nothing she can do helps. She can't even use the toilet without having the baby with her. She is exhausted and past over it.
Okay...the movie still had me. The crying was annoying but I was still in it.
Then the mother uses the titular lullaby and magically the baby sleeps. Ahh...blissful quiet. And what does the exhausted mother do? Does she immediately crawl into bed to sleep?
Nope. She gets all prettified in a fancy dress and the minute her husband gets home leads him off for sex.
Okay...now the movie lost me. It is officially too dumb to watch.