5/10
Frank The Who?
24 January 2023
Warning: Spoilers
A "No One Cares production?" One hour and 44-minutes of pure independent entertainment.

What starts out on a dirt road sees a Freddy bus stroll along carrying a load full of 'Trick 'r Treat' rejects as a man dressed in a hire a costume steps on the scene equipped with shotgun and chainsaw.

Blasting away our bus driver the following scene could be a daytime version of the recent 'Texas Chainsaw' bus assault.

Love your costume, Bunnyman, but the heavy-duty work boots?

With no plot to speak of, Bunnyman walks around aimlessly, hoping to induce trouble any way, shape, or form, until he stumbles across a bivouac of females.

That naked lady warrants a couple of points to my rating.

NO! En owe - NO! You've just stolen the sleeping bag kill scene from 'Friday the 13th 7.' It's bad enough I detect 'Texas Chainsaw' written all over this - now Jason?

The Ice Cream Bunny retreats back to a dude ranch to give updates regularly to a hillbilly, who runs a store that sells dry human jerky of the sheriff variety.

Is that Lisa Kudrow?

What does this movie say about those of us who watch this sort of trash? Seriously, while you're sitting down watching this ask yourself who you are.

'Texas Chainsaw' soundbites? Really?

Not being able to speak, the Ice Cream Bunny has to mime its actions, meaning you have to read into its demeanour. Very hard to do. It's like that Stormtooper t-shirt you see with about nine of them on the front and it says something like "the nine different moods of a Stormtooper" and they're all the same expression.

It looked almost real when he took to the Swedish looking one with the chainsaw near the barn.

Is that a picture of Audie Murphy up on the wall there? Must be down in Texas, are we?

Four random hikers stumble on set.

Two are killed instantly while the other two are abducted and tormented.

Did these two, who are tied up, not notice the bunny sitting across from them? Would someone care to explain to these two captees why a six foot man, dressed in a fluffy bunny suit, is participating in a serious felony. They seem oblivious to his presence and don't question, or acknowledge, it once.

So, the Ice Cream Bunny removes its bunny helmet and reveals what looks like the killer from 'The Burning.' Leave the helmet on. It loses credit right there.

Yellow flag! The sheriff's patch on his uniform says "Scott County Iowa," yet he's driving a car with Californian plates. So, we're not in Texas then?

Wow, I haven't seen a Quick Draw McGraw showdown in a long time. Unless you count that 'Book of Boba Fett' Cad Bane garbage.

Why'd she commit suicide when she had the Ice Cream Bunny point blank? You know what? Who cares?

No wonder they call it the Ice Cream Bunny, that end mercy killing was first degree murder. It's cold as ice and would give Kuklinski a run for his money.

So, this is the future of horror movies is it - a man dressed in a bunny suit with a pump action & chainsaw? This is what it's come down to? We've gone backward.

At one hour and 44-minutes this is drawn-out and affects the tempo.

Hack possibly 30-minutes off this and make it more fast-paced as at times I slumped and lost interest.

I hate to say this but the store owner baddy kind of stole the show and took the lime light off the Ice Cream Bunny in its own movie.

Why does it claim online that there are four of these movies yet they all point back to this one movie only and apparently this is the sequel? The sequel to what though?

Oh yeah, this "movie" is not for today's modern audience as the little sensitive snowflakes will find some material offensive as they find fault with anything today.

Not the greatest but not the worst.
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