Take a smidgen of "Terminator 2", add a bit of Stephen King's "The Night Flyer", and toss in some "Jeepers Creepers", mix it all together, and then completely screw it all up. Voila! You have "There's No Such Thing as Vampires". Meg Foster, who had a role in "Jeepers Creepers 3" plays Sister Creepy McNutbag in this movie, and blathers on and on about "the dark wind" at the Last Chance for Salvation Chapel, located out in the middle of nowhere.
This movie knows what it wants to be, but has no idea as to how to get there. It's a jumbled, disjointed mess that isn't even remotely scary. I'm a huge fan of vampire movies, and I was hugely disappointed by this one. Do yourself a favor and pass on this flop; I wish that I had.
This movie knows what it wants to be, but has no idea as to how to get there. It's a jumbled, disjointed mess that isn't even remotely scary. I'm a huge fan of vampire movies, and I was hugely disappointed by this one. Do yourself a favor and pass on this flop; I wish that I had.