Pinocchio (I) (2022)
2/10
Masterfully mediocre
16 September 2022
Some kids movies stay with us and can be enjoyed again and again.

This is forgettable.

The cast is all mismatched with the characters.

The writing is awful.

It's made for a very young audience but has scarey parts that seem at odds with the demographic.

Tom Hanks is a strange choice and makes him look like he's desperate for work.

The cricket's voice is grating and sounds like a pubescent boy with a cracking voice.

The cgi is below par for 2022.

It's a semi musical and I cannot remember one tune from it. It's like the actors made up the songs as they went along.

We turned it off half way through.

Even our seven year old boy thought it was nonsense.

Hollywood's velocity on a downwards spiral continues.

A good movie is getting harder to find no matter how old you are.
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