Standard hallmark, 5pm on a Friday but stretched out over 8 agonising episodes.
This milquetoast by the numbers snoozefest has more plot holes than a Swiss cheese factory.
Cookie cutter one dimensional characters move achingly slowly towards a vanilla climax of arse numbingly dull proportions. The tweens utter lines like they are being forced to say them or they've been generated by A. I. that hadn't met a human before.
If you watch this do horror shots bingo every cliché or tired old trope shots, it will ease your pain. I watched this so you don't have to dear reader.
I wouldn't recommend it to anyone ever, watch Halloween or something actually scary.
This milquetoast by the numbers snoozefest has more plot holes than a Swiss cheese factory.
Cookie cutter one dimensional characters move achingly slowly towards a vanilla climax of arse numbingly dull proportions. The tweens utter lines like they are being forced to say them or they've been generated by A. I. that hadn't met a human before.
If you watch this do horror shots bingo every cliché or tired old trope shots, it will ease your pain. I watched this so you don't have to dear reader.
I wouldn't recommend it to anyone ever, watch Halloween or something actually scary.