A group of revived ice age spiders escape a top secret government research facility located on the second floor of a ski lodge (I kid you not). The spiders slowly put the audience out of its misery by consuming an assortment of annoying individuals pretending to be actors. Eventually anything resembling logic or believability is purged from the script in a thrilling ending.
Five stars for the spiders, who do a credible job thinning the ranks of some of the most expendable people to ever appear on screen. No stars for dialog insulting to the intelligence of one-celled organisms. Five stars.
Five stars for the spiders, who do a credible job thinning the ranks of some of the most expendable people to ever appear on screen. No stars for dialog insulting to the intelligence of one-celled organisms. Five stars.