Of a biographical romantic historical drama, when the brightheads where few, but their ideas mastodontic. Its an off the mark story about the castiron king kong gustave eiffel and the miracoulous iron tower carrying his surname, still standing tall in the midst of the meteroplic city of paris, namely the eiffel tower...
its just that... it seems like the producers could not decide whether making it a '' how we built the tower'' film, or making a melodramatic threesome lovedrama, so the depth aint deep here nor there, a saggy soup of costumedrama, and some cloned cgis at low cost to illustrate the construction site, well it is not good enough in my mind, and should they make a biopic over isambard kingdom brunel, the great british mastodont maker of all times, then it would be a complete coffin turnaround in the cul de sac.
Had they cathegorized this as a tv-movie, then the standard wouldve been sat , but as a biopic cinema movie of the grand master of wrought iron artifacts its dull and slow, so just a small recommend from the history freaked grumpy old man.
its just that... it seems like the producers could not decide whether making it a '' how we built the tower'' film, or making a melodramatic threesome lovedrama, so the depth aint deep here nor there, a saggy soup of costumedrama, and some cloned cgis at low cost to illustrate the construction site, well it is not good enough in my mind, and should they make a biopic over isambard kingdom brunel, the great british mastodont maker of all times, then it would be a complete coffin turnaround in the cul de sac.
Had they cathegorized this as a tv-movie, then the standard wouldve been sat , but as a biopic cinema movie of the grand master of wrought iron artifacts its dull and slow, so just a small recommend from the history freaked grumpy old man.