The Colony (2021)
2/10
Sci-fi by morons
23 January 2022
Can you fold space-time to travel through the galaxy? Yes.

Can you deploy a worldwide network of stations to tell you the weather? Also, yes.

Can you safely parachute to the planets surface, like NASA did in the 60s? No.

Can your ridiculously expensive worldwide network of monitors tell you anything amount the environment besides the weather? Ridiculously, no.

The plot starts at step 0 with utter nonsense and then staggers forward as far as the budget allows.

I don't know why this movie was made.

One star for the setting. One star for pity.
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