Review of Kitz

Kitz (2021)
1/10
The worst show i have ever seen.
2 January 2022
This show is outrageously bad. It seems like a couple of Influencers just wrote down all the things they liked in other shows and movies and just mashed them together one after the other.

My grandmas language is cooler than how these characters talk, just the whole appeal of the setup and of these characters feels so forced to be cool and edgy.

I was amazed that noone used words like wyld or lit, but any other "edgy lingo" (trying to keep in tone with the cool kids) was used, or better abused by people who either are Aliens that learned our language (mind you its german for me) through tik tok or by some 14 year old rich kids, that are bullied in school until one day they are featured in an episode of "how much is your outfit" on a famous youtube channel and now they are cool and have to keep this image.

The plot has more holes than a golf club. All characters are incredibly superficial, unlikeable, and sooo freaking stupid and unreasonable. They all just serve the storyline, while you can feel how hard the producer where struggling to keep a sense to their show.

Everyone and their mother is so one sided and gives the impression, that their memory has more holes than the plot.

The ending feels so setup, the "twist" is so foced and didnt surprise or satisfy me at all.

The general writing and directing is very freaking lazy, if you have seen any two shows or movies, you have seen everything done better than in this piece of garbage.

The worst part is that this show takes itself so seriously that you cant even have any fun with it.

Its not like one can crawl out of the pit of pain this show creates by loughing it all away, because your finger nails roll up because of cringe, hell even my brain started shouting at me to stop watching this doodoo (after 20 minutes of Kitz my brain had shut down too far to move my body) and now I might have to go and see a therapist for mental conditions far beyond will to life and schizophrenia (they call it Kitzophrenia).

I finally made an account on imdb only to rate this show, to relief my anger and my pain.

Please dont watch this, please!!!!

Spend your time with better things. Maybe find out how high you can throw bricks and still catch them or see how long you can hold your breath until you fade out.
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