1/10
Like A Dead Fish
29 November 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Okay, this is the second time I have tried to watch this movie. I only lasted 5-minutes the first time as it didn't do anything for me and the picture quality is the worst.

Some restaurant owner wants to buy 2 hookers and they want to fleece him with the assistance of their pimp lady boss in return. They swindle him out of pocket and douse him in mop water and this comes back and bites them later in the movie.

I watched Tom Brady and Fournette calmly beat the Colts on the road earlier today, which was highly entertaining. Now I'm back to this disinteresting movie.

Turns out the pimp lady boss was in fact their own mother.

Movie was going nowhere until some out of the blue Kung fu takes place seeing Don the Dragon Wilson go berserk on 3 thugs.

Oh man, this is boring.

A staged robbery is botched and some British tourist loses his head in the ordeal much to the horror of the school teacher who wasted him.

They've introduced comedy now, so I don't know if this is a sex movie, gangster movie, Kung Fu movie, or a comedy?

Movie's just too slow.

The course it's running now could be classified as a love story between the murdering school teacher and the easy street prostitute?

They're pursued across town by mafia hitmen who are hell bent on silencing them.

The finale's just a martial arts slug fest with a touch of Jackie Chan comedy.

People die. One guy was even set on fire just for the movie's benefit but it does nothing to enhance the dull storyline.

School teacher's handcuffed in the end and in this part of the world he would have been executed for what he did, framed or not.

He's a dead man walking.

Boring & dull.
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