"The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard" is a sequel to the 2017 movie "The Hitman's Bodyguard" and this time the triple-A bodyguard Michael Bryce continues his friendship with assassin Darius Kincaid as they try to save Darius' wife Sonia. This movie confirmed two things - Patrick Hughes is a terrible director and Adam Sandler is way funnier than people give him credit, especially when compared to this desert of humor. All that star power and yet I felt physically drained by the constantly failed comedy. Salma Hayek and Samuel L. Jackson are just parodies of themselves and it is hard to watch them. Ryan Reynolds tries his best, but there is no material here whatsoever. Patrick Hughes made Reynolds not funny, which I thought was impossible. If I was a 12-year old annoying teenager, I might chuckle here a little, so please, save your time and avoid this one.