1/10
BIKINI CAR WASH - wow
23 April 2021
A script so devoid of anything interesting - that not even the breasts can make the movie interesting.

What's worse than a script with no story or potential for story is that the girls are doing severe damage to the cars.

Most of the cars are priced at over $150 000 and the paint jobs will easily cost $10 000 to repaint.

Aside of being close to useless, the girls are using the same sponges which were being used on the tires and then using that same sponge on the paint and glass.

They also do not wash under shade - so that means the sunlight and dry air is making the soap beads dry up on the car and bake into the paint.

The reason that happens is because they have not used enough water with the soap and did not rinse off the soap when immediately washed.

So for a flimsy few dollars, they are doing thousands of dollars of damage to the cars and they don't even realize it.

The customers who bring in their overpriced automobiles should be well aware of this as well. If I owned any one of those expensive cars, I would not even think about bringing my car to that car wash...

There are also subplots that don't really have a need to exist - because they go nowhere and offer nothing. The entire script should not exist - but for what little bit of story there is...and it is a very little but of story, the additional side stories do not build the main one in any respect.

I also found the casting to be very poorly done. There is no equality and the girls are smply hired because of looks and not skill. If they were hired because of skill, they would then be able to do interior and engine shampoos, body chip repainting, undercoating and rust proofing, waxing and cut polishes and minor repairs - which would make the car wash MUCH MORE lucrative than just a piss poor carwash.

The management team doesn't have any promotional tie-ins with nearby retailers - to bring return customers and cross promotion.

Any good manager would realize that the opportunity would triple the income based simply from that.

So the manager is not very good at his job either and deserves to fail his schooling so that he can learn a hard lesson in business.

With all the tourism that Las Vegas offers, there should be plenty of promotional opportunity.

Delivering flyers on the Strip is not beneficial at all - especially when the entire ccrew spends their time doing the same block.

There should be some staff at the carwash to deal with customers who may want to bring their cars by, instead with the entire crew working the same block and then just throwing the advertising in the air, it shows very poor management skills.

The crew would be better put to use by putting those same flyers on the windows of cars or by going house to house andd slipping them in mailboxes.

The father who is mad that the tenants are enjoying their residence has no reason to be upset. As valid tenants, they have every right and reason to spend their time in their lodging as they see fit - and he has nothing to sayin regard to any of it as long as nothing is destroyed, no crimes are commited and everybody is safe. The father has no reason to make any comments as he did.

Overall, this movie - aside of a lousy plot showcases how poor at business operations andmanagement the main character truly is.

He can be charged numerous times on a variety of criminal and civil charges as well as being publicly denounced for his sexist operation - and yet he is totally oblivious to that.

To anybody who thinks that running a Bikini Car Wash is a profitable venture...it really isn't. This is a very bad arun business on so many levels - and this movie is an ideal lesson in what NOT to do in business.
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