Didn't come to much, or have that much to it, but I feel I got my money's worth, it worked well as a homage of sorts to the more weirder and obscure slasher movies of the eighties that had the really oddball gags to them, like Iced and Killer Workout! I appreciate how very long it took in getting to and building up to the point where you could say something definitely horrific happened, and it was a pretty great payoff, it's so ridiculous how much it felt like the whole point of the movie was getting people on a waterslide of gory death, everything else felt like mere slight padding in getting the movie up to that part, but again I liked something about that, it didn't play its cards right away and most of the death was saved up to one admirably drawn out and epic sequence of the most awesome looking waterslide ever becoming a sluicing people-blender after a vengeful mystery person installs crisscrossing giant blades in one of the slide's three tubes, and it was quite tense as they unwittingly went down it to their brutal swift deaths, reminded me a lot of that seventies dark thriller Rollercoaster, and there was so much blood and guts, a veritable fountains worth! And it was mostly nice and practical effects, very nice to see that kind of gruesome spectacle back in a horror movie! So I liked this quirky horror comedy but I didn't love it, I was engaged enough by it and the characters such as they were and the overall situation were set up well enough so that you could really savor the tension of the climactic bloodbath, could have been better and had a little more structure and meat on the bone so to speak but I feel it used what it had well and I was entertained and had some fun with it for what it was, not too bad, and definitely not downright terrible like a lot of the other people seemed to find it, I thought it was good little bloody romp, it was very cute, way too enjoyable to properly be called a bad movie! X 🌊 💀
Review of Aquaslash
