Let me preface this by saying this movie is exactly what I wanted it to be, and I was entertained the entire time simply by the absurdity of it all. If you liked Birdemic, this is maybe a step or two below that, and I highly recommend it for bad movie lovers like myself. Be warned, though, the unanimous 1 star rating is well earned.
Before I watched, I thought the reviews I'd seen roasting the acting were mean. I was like, the actors can't be THAT bad. I'm a simple man, I have pretty low standards. Man, these people went backwards from not acting at all. A person who isn't acting still expresses emotion and they expressed literally next to none. In their defense, though, it was probably incredibly boring to film, and I imagine the whole thing was done in some guy's living room in a single afternoon. It's basically a stock photo & screensaver compilation with some dialogue. Lots of things allegedly happen in this movie, but we don't really get to see any of them. You gotta use your imagination.
The best part of this movie to me is that these two lifeless individuals travel across space, in the future, and they buy some new clothes (in space, in the future) and undergo a wardrobe change but the clothes are just regular shirts from like. Target or something. I never got over that. There's a point where they go to some kind of space nightclub??? for which the sign is in papyrus font. They also encounter what may be the greatest dinosaur in cinematic history. So it definitely has its shining moments.
Anyway, as I said, if you enjoy laughing at bad movies, go for it. If you prefer a good movie, I think watching this will give you mesothelioma
Before I watched, I thought the reviews I'd seen roasting the acting were mean. I was like, the actors can't be THAT bad. I'm a simple man, I have pretty low standards. Man, these people went backwards from not acting at all. A person who isn't acting still expresses emotion and they expressed literally next to none. In their defense, though, it was probably incredibly boring to film, and I imagine the whole thing was done in some guy's living room in a single afternoon. It's basically a stock photo & screensaver compilation with some dialogue. Lots of things allegedly happen in this movie, but we don't really get to see any of them. You gotta use your imagination.
The best part of this movie to me is that these two lifeless individuals travel across space, in the future, and they buy some new clothes (in space, in the future) and undergo a wardrobe change but the clothes are just regular shirts from like. Target or something. I never got over that. There's a point where they go to some kind of space nightclub??? for which the sign is in papyrus font. They also encounter what may be the greatest dinosaur in cinematic history. So it definitely has its shining moments.
Anyway, as I said, if you enjoy laughing at bad movies, go for it. If you prefer a good movie, I think watching this will give you mesothelioma