3/10
This Is A GD Suicide Mission So, Take No Prisoners!!!!
17 October 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Haha, we start off here with a euthanizing gone wrong. But loyal husband, he finishes it!!!

+1 Star for the husband not fooling around!!!

And then girl is going to be sent on with a partner with an associate for a SPECIAL CLIENT.

Edgar. And much hilarity ensues..

-1 Star for the scene in which Olivia like....dies but then doesn't die. Poison? Stroke? Whatever it was she like came back to life and no big deal was made of it.

So basically it sounds like Euthanasia girls are getting roped into performing some kind of sacrificial ritual for a bunch of pagans. And they aren't bright enough to see it. But MALLORY , odd name, she keeps having visions or dreams or whatever that are freaking her out.

Oh nm it's MALLISON, even worse. MALLISON AND OLIVIA, they spend like 20 min of the movie looking for each other in the House. And Edgar

SO THE TASK IS SIMPLE! Kill an old man on an altar in the entrance to the hedge maze. While Edgar reads the ritual book!!! There's nothing untowards about it!!! Just a couple of young girls doing their JOB!!! Oh and the killing is done like a music video. Man it is AWESOME!! aND THEN WHEN EDGAR SLITS HIS OWN THROAT!!!! MAN THAT WAS AWESOME!!!! AND THEN OLIVIA RUNS FOR HER LIFE!!!! And so does MALLISON!!!

Demon figures are chasing them!! then when Mallison whacks OLIVIA OVER THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL AND DEMONS BURY OLIVIA IN A GRAVE, YOU FEEL ABSOLUTELY SO GOOD NOW ABOUT YOURSELF AND WHAT YOU JUST WATCHED YOU HAVE A CONNIPTION FIT!!!!

-1 Star for the CONNIPTION FIT!!!!!

At the End, Mallison returns somewhere? Home?? And cuddles up to a black cat!!! We get some ominous music as MALLISON WALKS WHILE HUGGING THIS BLACK CAT!!

-1 Star for the creepy crud ending. Please .

3/10
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