Avengement (I) (2019)
2/10
Averagement
14 October 2020
Open a tin of beans and you find beans. Watch any London 'hard man' film and you find the same actors time and again. Not only the same actors, but pretty much the same dialogue.

This is, in a nut shell any 'Gangster' or 'Hooligan' film you've ever seen based in London. It's Football factory meets Lock, Stock and Two smoking Barrels meets Layer Cake, meets Rocknrolla. If you've seen one, you've seen them all. Personally i find them all more like comedies to be honest, watching their little screwed up noses as they attempt to menacingly deliver the same regurgitated lines. They seem to think using the same 3 'bad' words on a loop is tough. It's comedy gold, though i highly doubt that's the effect they're looking for( other than Lock Stock).

In short, if you've ever seen a London 'hard man' film, you know the script before the opening titles of this monstrosity begin to roll, you know exactly who's going to be in it. Just avoid it. There's no point watching the same film a dozen times.
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