Zombie at 17 (2018 TV Movie)
1/10
Not even "so bad it's good."
12 August 2020
Warning: Spoilers
"So bad it's good" is honestly what my wife and I usually expect from a Lifetime Film. Believe my expectations weren't that high, but this was just a hot mess. The guy who played the murder reminded me of when the teacher used to make the calls read Shakespeare aloud in middle school. The plot itself is your typical Lifetime Film + iZombie + Santa Clarita diet. One reviewer mentioned something about showing her daughter the choices the female lead made. Because she makes soany good choices. For example she goes off with a kid she barely knows to the house of a grown man she barely knows, presumably not telling anyone where she's going because she's hiding the fact that she has a terminal desiease from everyone. Yep, that's a smart decision.

And don't get me started on the science. Animals injected with a neurotoxin somehow infect humans with there DNA. That's not how neurotoxins or DNA works really

Honestly, the whole thing felt like no making it cared. I think that's the worst thing I can say about any movie. I could tell the filmmakers thought it was a burden, so it burdensome to watch. Most lifetime
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