2/10
I'm gonna say spoiler but there isn't anything to spoil, nothing happens.
11 August 2020
Warning: Spoilers
NOTHING HAPPENS IN THIS FILM. NOBODY DIES. Well one person but you don't see it, just a body on the floor in the dark. If you like films with barely any light, barely any dialog, barely any story, zero substance, you'll LOVE this film.

The film BARELY alludes to a pathogen that moves through blood and is 100% contagious just by saying I'm going to die tomorrow. The (loosely termed) film goes through 3 couples and one single person's somber and mostly silent realization that they're going to die tomorrow.

THAT'S IT. There's no crazy crying, no crazy sex, no deep conversations, really no meaningful conversation of any kind in this 'film'.

The only subplots are: One couple wants pizza, she wants to make a coat from her own skin. She invites the biologist over. One couple's wife's drunken birthday. Oops you answered the door. One couple is breaking up (literally two sentences about it) they were at the party. The single woman is some kind of biologist that works from her dark spare bedroom and falls in love with the specimen on the microscope slide. She goes to the party, she's the ex-wife of the birthday girl's husband. She goes to a doctor, (there's nothing wrong with her) infects him, then roams the neighborhood and ends up at a house with two women (also dying) an dgoes in their swimming pool.

The only other thing in this film is some red and blue lights occasionally.

There. I've spoiled the ENTIRE FILM. What a waste of time and money.
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