I am a huge Mickey Rourke fan. He needs to retire. I remember watching the commercial for this, just a monologue by Mr. Rourke; I was thinking that the actual movie must be better than that because it was muddled and he seemed drunk. Nope. the movie is just that bad. It spends most of the film showing a man hike through the woods. Sure, he's suppose to be on a mission to save a Roman Legion but still, it is a boring nature walk that shouldn't have taken 45 minutes. And Rourke seems to stumble through his scenes. The life-time of drugs and plastic surgery and boxing have taken away his ability to speak clearly. He suppose to be the ultimate warrior but he seems to have trouble walking across a room and sitting on a stool. The special effects are B-movie quality. This is just unwatchable. Sorry, MIckey.
Review of The Legion
