Well, I literally set up an IMDB account to review this one movie. I hope it's the last time I feel compelled to do so. Here goes.
I'm genuinely shocked how bad it is. I kinda feel for some of the up and coming talent who will have this on their filmography.
I recommend just trying to watch 30mins but if you manage the whole thing without turning inside out in a succession of "This is Soooo Baaad!" Cringe Spasms then you're not paying much attention or you're dead..
The Climbing scene is a continuity nightmare I still can't figure out which mountain he's climbing..
The fight scenes are ridiculous
Mucky Rourke embarrasses himself with mispronunciations of Roman names..
I kept looking across the sofa at my girlfriend we both couldn't believe what was actually happening, she wanted to turn it off but I held her hand firmly in mine and look her in the eye and said "We can do this if we stick together we can make it through" ;)
This movie may get cult status as with all the lockdown going on people will be more inclined to take a dive into the unknown. Beware tho if you do, it will take you deep, deeper than you ever knew you could go..
I feel bad for hating on this as some people will actually have put some genuine effort into it, but it's just poorly directed.. Sorry José Stick to being a producer..
I still don't know what on Earth was going on maybe I should watch it again..
If you're with someone and you want them to dump you I'd whack this on and tell them it's you're favourite film of all time, whilst watching it keep reaffirming how great it is. It won be long before they leave you...
Anyways as they old saying goes "Can't knock a trier" or maybe you can in this case.
Enjoy:)
I'm genuinely shocked how bad it is. I kinda feel for some of the up and coming talent who will have this on their filmography.
I recommend just trying to watch 30mins but if you manage the whole thing without turning inside out in a succession of "This is Soooo Baaad!" Cringe Spasms then you're not paying much attention or you're dead..
The Climbing scene is a continuity nightmare I still can't figure out which mountain he's climbing..
The fight scenes are ridiculous
Mucky Rourke embarrasses himself with mispronunciations of Roman names..
I kept looking across the sofa at my girlfriend we both couldn't believe what was actually happening, she wanted to turn it off but I held her hand firmly in mine and look her in the eye and said "We can do this if we stick together we can make it through" ;)
This movie may get cult status as with all the lockdown going on people will be more inclined to take a dive into the unknown. Beware tho if you do, it will take you deep, deeper than you ever knew you could go..
I feel bad for hating on this as some people will actually have put some genuine effort into it, but it's just poorly directed.. Sorry José Stick to being a producer..
I still don't know what on Earth was going on maybe I should watch it again..
If you're with someone and you want them to dump you I'd whack this on and tell them it's you're favourite film of all time, whilst watching it keep reaffirming how great it is. It won be long before they leave you...
Anyways as they old saying goes "Can't knock a trier" or maybe you can in this case.
Enjoy:)