Not funny enough to be comedy.
Not weird enough to be surreal.
Not scary enough to be horror.
Not smart enough to be clever.
Not well acted enough to be convincing.
If this is supposed to be a commentary on art, it doesn't comment on much of anything. If it is supposed to be horror, nothing scary happens. (Etc. I think you see where I'm going)
The runtime isn't even much longer than an hour and it still drags along like a dead horse pulled behind another horse with only two legs. Maybe, mayyyyybe this could've been a decent short film, but I doubt it because the director has nothing to say.
Not to mention nothing really happens. Take 30 seconds to think of what would happen with a talking hole in the wall in a horror movie. Yup, that's all that happens. Actually probably only a few of the things that you are expecting happen. Read the description and you've seen the movie. Actually, the description is more exciting than the film itself.
I love weird, arthouse horror! Thats what I thought this would be.
It isn't. It's just 79 minutes of uninspired nothingness. There is no climax. There is no message. The movie just ends.
Skip it.
If this is supposed to be a commentary on art, it doesn't comment on much of anything. If it is supposed to be horror, nothing scary happens. (Etc. I think you see where I'm going)
The runtime isn't even much longer than an hour and it still drags along like a dead horse pulled behind another horse with only two legs. Maybe, mayyyyybe this could've been a decent short film, but I doubt it because the director has nothing to say.
Not to mention nothing really happens. Take 30 seconds to think of what would happen with a talking hole in the wall in a horror movie. Yup, that's all that happens. Actually probably only a few of the things that you are expecting happen. Read the description and you've seen the movie. Actually, the description is more exciting than the film itself.
I love weird, arthouse horror! Thats what I thought this would be.
It isn't. It's just 79 minutes of uninspired nothingness. There is no climax. There is no message. The movie just ends.
Skip it.