I can handle a bit of wooden acting but when you can describe the cast as a forest of actors you know your in for a truly memorable film.
Five minutes in and I thought to myself, low budget film so lets give it a chance, ten minutes and I'm thinking that this must be a parody as nobody knows how to handle weapons properly in an action film.
It was around the twenty minute mark, just about when I was going to give up and leave, that I burst out laughing and new I had to watch the whole thing. Some guy in a ski mask is trying to act all 'tough kidnapper' at the back of the boat wafting a kids air rifle about.
This is not a movie you go and watch to be entertained, this is the movie you hurl abuse at with your mates over a few beers. Gun nuts are going to be destroying anyone holding a weapon and ex-force will be wetting themselves with laughter about pretty much everything else.
You need to know that this is a truly truly bad movie, and possibly already a little drunk, before you hand over good money to watch this.
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