An 82-minute advert advert for Target Corporation (plus Timex Watches, Minute Maid etc) with a score so appalling that the film actually feels three-hours long.
Career Opportunities was written by John Hughes from the perspective of either: An Alien, whose only knowledge of the human race had been from watching cancelled soap operas, or a elderly inmate who has been in solitary confinement since adolescence.
A truly bizarre and pointless movie, yet, Career Opportunities does serve a solitary purpose in that the film documents how incredibly beautiful Jennifer Connlley was in her prime.
Review of Career Opportunities
