1/10
It's Uwe Boll, what did you expect?
27 November 2019
Uwe Boll is known for two things. Making terrible adaptations of video games and challenging his critics to a boxing match and beating them up. He's also really successful at both of those of those things meaning he's continued to make these movies and threatening to beat up his critics whenever they give him a bad review.

The story is a group of friends go to an island for a rave but when they get there the place is deserted. They happen upon a creepy old house, there's zombies, they fight and most of them die in the process. That's pretty much it.

The acting is bad. The overall look of the movie is bad. The entire process is just flawed from start to finish. And if you've ever played the game it's based on you will ask yourself "WTF was that?" because it's nothing like the game.

And the worst part of it is there's a "funny" version of this movie. Most of it was made up with outtakes or giving the actors free reign to act "funny". And then when that didn't work, they just added fart noises whenever you saw somebody's butt. Are you laughing yet? Uwe Boll seems to think that's funny.

Honestly, there's nothing worth watching here.
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