tadpole-596-918256 Review of The Falcon and the Co-eds

The Falcon and the Co-eds (1943)

Anyone under 50 with Modern Sensibilities likely will find themselves sorely . . .

[6/10 · 25 May 2019]

. . . disappointed in THE FALCON AND THE CO-EDS. Billing itself as a "Suspense\Mystery" or "Crime" Genre outing, THE FALCON AND THE CO-EDS is one baby step (or, more aptly, geezer shuffle) short of a Nursing Home Murder Who-Done-It. ALL of the deceased victims featured during THE FALCON AND THE CO-EDS are elderly FACULTY members, with more or less one foot in their graves already! How sexy is THAT?! Viewers expecting a stimulating romp along the lines of all of those flicks featuring such infamous Bluebeards as "J.N. Collins," "Teddy Bundy," or "Richie Speck" no doubt will find themselves struggling to stay awake during this FALCON AND THE CO-EDS snoozer. Do not look for much in the way of "comic relief" as you endure this "Falcon" entry, either. THE FALCON AND THE CO-EDS is no HAPPY DEATH DAY 2 U. At best, this creaky relic from the past shows why many of our great grand parents were so desperate to "experiment" with "LSD" and "peyote" to escape such humdrum entertainment fare!